NEEW SERIES: KEVON CENA: THE MOVIEW: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

HAllo my Felloe Minions luvers, Today was A DAy full of FuN. Why Doin’T we Get sTrted

I was IN the middle of recording my video on why i hated mars bars XD LOL when I alarm rang :OOOOO I hAd Fogotttten that I had to go On my COSPLAY date. I put On my DEadpool swetEr and hurried along to theee hotel while playing my favorite song, Smash Mouth All-Star.

The Hotel was very romantic :O It had tOns of Rose pettals on la FlooR. There wer DUR PLANTS everywjere. When my Date, a Cosplaying Minion weeaboo, came, there was a sunset on the beach next to us.

“Very lUv XD” she said.

“Oh yeast.” I said.

“So, Watcha dOING?”

“I WAS MAKING A I hate mars BarS video.”

“Ur i HATe A thang guy, rite?”

“yEAST”

“iF u Hate A thANG, so you hate your shelf?”

“I do hate dust.”

“Oh yeast, oh my.”

Our waiter, a half sherk, half sharktale cosplyer, came over to our talked.

“Hello, welcome to According to all known laws of Aviation, may I just a prank bro you all?”

“Yeast!” We both said, we both blushed like the people in the mangoos and Animies.

The waiter came back with a pepper shaker and a bowl of peppers.

“OHHHHH I GET IT!!!” Said my Minoin date.

We laughed for hours on end.

We decided that the restaurant was too dank for us and said bye folichia. Before that, our waiter gave us a copyright claim.

‘That’s not Kawaii!” My date said, i aggreed.

“It’s just a prank bro.” We signed with relief.

We walked to the park and while walking, we sang the That’s So Raven Theme Song. Wde loved that gaze into the future. At the park, I started serenading to her the song, Never Gonna Give You Up. Afterward, She asked me a wuestion.

“So ur middle name is pan rite?”

“Yeast.”

“So are you pansexual.”

“Non NON NOIN LEFLRFRGJREGREGNTG”

“XD LOL Just a prank bro.”

“You nutella Particle!”

“GASPS”

“Anyway, how’s vape nation?”

“UIHG, it isn’t too edgy and hip for meme.”

“Sorry govenor.”

“Yeah...”

“Want Some Nutella?”

“Never had it! Thanks.”

“Gonna buy it from walmart k?’

“Give it to me and I’m fine no matter what.”

“You are such a Minion lover XD”

“Up with ur last minion lover?”

At the walmart, our friendly neighborhood Alien, Kirk Cameron, guided us to the nutella sections. I was VERY angry because the whole place was FULl OF DUST.

TO BE CONTINUTED...