Blog-iary: The Blog's In Trouble PREVIEW

September 28, 2014

Danny's Destructive Discovery  

So if you haven't been reading my tweets lately, I've been panicking over Danny finding out about my blog.

"Less of panic and more like a full fledged panic". Danny describes it.

And  I agree, I was a bit off my rocker.

"Off your rocker doesn't describe how bad schist insane you were." Danny added

(he'll be doing that a lot while I’m writing this).

Ok DANNY, we get it, I was crazy and overprotective over keeping secrecy to my blog.

"Tell that to Starbucks." Danny added YET AGAIN.  

Oh yeah, those tables better not cost too much, I'm not sure if my adsense money can pay the fines.

"So Dan, what happened?"

CALM YOURSELF DANNY!  I'm GETTING to that.

"Well DANG Dan, don’t be salty now."

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

"Calm down there, Dan."

I'M GONNA HIT YOU.

Anyway, it was earlier this morning when I was texting Danny. He seemed to be really excited over something which was usual for him since most Saturdays he was really excited over some blogger. He called him his ‘Guru’ and he apparently answer most of his advice.  Coincidentally, every Friday and Saturday I would always answer advice on my Dan 101. At first, I thought it just a coincidence since advice giving sites are really popular now, but not until Danny asked him a question later.

Two hours later, Danny came over and we talked a bit, but he brought up his guru again. He was basically saying the same thing he texted, but then he asked me what advice I should ask his guru. I sarcastically said, "Why don't you ask him how to become popular.", but Danny took me seriously and actually sent the question to his guru. How do I know? Two seconds later, my phone started buzzing and I looked at it.

"So I'm wondering, how can I become popular?

-Orange Arrow"

Oh, snap. I thought.

"Who texted you?"

"Uhhhhhh," I said, while trying to come up with a lie.

"Some spammer. They're always trying to get me to buy their err, ummm,"

COME ON, COME ON, there's gotta be something you can think of! That's it.

"TEXTBOOKS!"

"Ok... what kind of textbooks?" he said confused.

"Ummm, spammer text-books...?" I said, nervously.

"Really?"

"Yep-PErs!?"

"Dan."

"Yeah?"

"Who texted you?"

"My old friend Jimmy." I said. In all reality, I was acting and I was lying right out of my bum.

"Oh, why didn't you just tell me?"

"I didn't want you to freak out over me having a nerdy friend."

"And why would I freak out?"

"He could get his friends to ignore us and ruin our plan."

"Don't worry governor, I could try doing something to help us with that."

"Yeah..." I said, shamefully.

"Anyway, we got to go, Jenny is waiting for us at the park."

"Oh yeah."

We went to the park, but the entire way I kept getting paranoid. Whenever Danny opened his mouth, I constantly kept thinking he was gonna bring up my blog or start talking about his guru. Thus, I would constantly respond to him in a panicked/nervous tone even for things I shouldn't be nervous or like when he asked me about that last Gravity Falls episode (though I feel like I would panic about that sometime in the future). Danny was very (and I mean very) slowly getting suspicious that I might be hiding something. Though, it took Jenny just a few sentences to find out.
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