The Adventures of Rania Lords: Essay Outline
Previously... *** I heard a person knocking against the recycling bin I fell in. “You know I can see you in there?” a voice said. I emerged from my recycling bin like a whale from the ocean. To my dismay, the person knocking was my assistant principal, Mr. Adams. “Hello, Mr. Adams!” I said, cheerfully. The kind of cheerful where you know you’ve F-ed up, but don’t want to cause a scene. “Hello, Rania. So, how are you?” “Pretty good!” “Really? I’d be shaken if I fell from a roof, into a recycling bin.” “Oh, you saw that?” I said, pretending surprised. “Very much so! It was almost,” He said, pretending to ponder what words to come up with. “Highly dangerous... And purely stupid!” “Oh...” I said, getting nervous. “You know how much I’d give that dive out of a ten?” he asked. “A zero out of ten?” “Ha ha, more like a referral out of ten.” he said. “Please, Mr. Adams, don’t give me a referral!” I begged. “I won’t if you do one thing.” “What?” “Give